A quick warning. This post contains several graphic photos that reveal more of Jason than many of you have ever seen. Certainly more than you want to see. The pictures are courtesy of the fantastic Mark Lidell. Naturally, I picked out the ones that make me look best, or at least not so hideous. It wasn't an easy task.

So, I participated in a charity sumo tournament last weekend. The charity is run by some Akita and Aomori JETs, to build a school and provide scholarships for kids in Nepal. The contestants, nearly all foreigners, were other English teachers from around the prefecture, and a handful of guys from up in Aomori. I was one of them.
Here are the highlights:
I'd like to say that I did my family proud by dominating the dohyo. This would not be true. I was beaten soundly in my first match, of which there is actual video evidence of somewhere on some other blog, and if there are enough requests, I may even link to it. No shame there, though. That guy finished third.
The second match was a disaster. Feeling I was too passive the first round, I overcompensated the second time by going full-bore, straight into the other "rikishi" and straight out of the ring, bringing him along with me. Actually, I'm not really sure what happened. I know that he, a very nice guy, and I made a pact earlier in the day not to throw each other out of the ring and onto the ground. After picking himself up off the ground, he gave me a "What the hell?" look, to which I had no good answer, later pointing out to him that he was in fact the winner and I could take no responsibility for having our backsides caked in sand. What I knew for certain was that I was 0-2, facing a likely and shameful 0-3 finish, which may have just forced me to stay in Japan for an additional year so I could redeem myself at next year's charity event.



In the third match I faced an Australian named Mark, an incredibly nice guy who is also incredibly fit. He didn't have the bulk or size that the rest of us did, but that was mainly due to his being in phenomenal shape. A spectator actually mentioned to me, later in the week, that he looked almost a bodybuilder-esque. I can tell you having seen him up close, this is an absolutely accurate observation. He also was 2-0, beating the other two guys (who I lost to) in our group and was a win away from advancing to the semifinals and eternal sumo glory. Did I mention he works out? I'm just saying -- look at the guy.
So, as you may have suspected, I managed to win this last one, even though there is a rumored photo out there somewhere, and I'm not saying where, which may, just may, show my foot grazing the sand of the outer ring just moments before Mark goes out. But that's just a rumor.

Tricia didn't get to stick around to see me and my moment of glory. It was way beyond his normal naptime, and according to Tricia, he was not a happy kid by the time they finally left and was asleep five minutes after being buckled into his car seat.
This, from Tricia:
The event began some amazing taikai drumming. Jonas loved it too. He had been running around, not wanting to sit still, but the minute the drumming started he was focused, watching and listening intently, as you can see in this picture. And, yes, you can see I enjoyed the drumming too. My mouth is open in awe.

One of the things Jonas did when he ran around was enter the dohyo. This official was very sweet and let Jonas play in a big pile of sand, but it was time for him to leave the dohyo.


There was a lot of pre-sumo activity and Jason was in the last group to fight. I tried so hard to keep Jonas there long enough so we could watch Jason compete. But the poor guy was ready for his nap and let me know by doing what toddlers do when they are tired - throw fits.
You can see the tiredness in his eyes in this picture. He played hard during the pre-sumo warm-up and got very sweaty and dirty. Both of us had a layer of sand on our clothes when we left.
